Friday, November 14, 2008

Soup alla Beef Vol. 2


So here's a pledge to the new Urban Secretary:

With the car industry crunching and shriveling up its the perfect time to expand and improve public transportation nationwide. I think this would be essential to not only provide a cheap, convenient and clean way of transportation, but also social development to the US as a nation as one.

We all know public transport IS cheap, because its cheap, IS convenient, because you avoid traffic and parking, IS clean because you are saving gas, congested highways, and wannabe roadkill, but what else can public transport do for us?

Personally I grew up in a German city with excellent public transport, as in most European cities. This is not because we are better over here or anything, but because we have, in Germany for example, 82 million people living on top of each other. Thats like having 10 New York Cities between NYC and VA Beach! So to get your drivers license in Germany cost you around a grand and gas is about 4 times as expensive as in the states. Quite the incentive to us public transport.

I myself recognized another benefit. Everyday as a kid I would wake up, get fly, put on my backpack with everything I needed for the day, and head on out. And I wouldn't be home till dinner. Its unbelievable the amount of different people I met along my way, and NO city spot or even "close by" city was to far away. Imagine three cities within 20 minutes of each other! VERY different cities at that... Now you can only imagine the network of people we built up and were exposed to.

You meet people from all walks of life. This is a good thing. It makes you grow up and learn about LIFE. True life. And this is exactly what America needs more of, for a better cultural understanding. Especially the land of Suburbia.

In a wrap: Quality Public Transport is the first step towards a healthy, strong, aware and open society, in which people truly get to know their neighbor and hopefully eventually become not only their brothers keeper, but their neighbors keeper too.

So get out on that bike, hop on the metro, cruise to work and observe the daily grind wake up. Get on that pulse of the city and live as one.

Peace and be safe.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Where Da Gold At?!



After laughing so hard for 10 minutes that I nearly cracked a rib, i began to wonder a few things about this clip. Is it real? I see the NBC logos on the mics, but the amateur sketch (which was pretty much the funnies thing in there)? If this is real, then I am truly in disbelief of the ignorance that exists i this country. And also, one might think that the reporters chose the most ignorant people to interview, which in my view, is completely unprofessional. If this is fake, all I can say is that it's amazing. I hope it's a hoax...

Beef Soup




No doubt I could not be happier about the class the American people showed by setting aside any fears they may have and voting for the best man as president. The "May the best man win" style democracy is blooming live and in full effect.

However, the one thing no one is talking about, is the self centered attitude America has had and still displays during the race and in the aftermath of the election. This self-centeredness is exactly what got the us into disfavor with the rest of the world in the past and we can't let it happen again.

During this election all people ever talked about is what Obama is and will be to the American people. Fair enough, he is the American president after all. But what is he to the rest of the world? What impact does the symbolism of having a black president with remote middle eastern and Muslim decent have for the rest of the world?

Let me say it how I see it:

For example, how would you convince young soldiers to attack a nation and notion that shows true opportunity. A true ideal no longer represented by the "western white bad guy" but instead a man from a common background. By common background I mean a man that rose to the top by his own ability and and hard work, and not through passed down aristocratic political connections. The election is proof of a meritocracy if you will, and no nation or peoples on earth has ever disagreed with the value of meritocracy. In addition he looks Middle Eastern and his middle name is Hussein. No doubt this choice of Barak Hussein Obama will significantly take out the wind from the sails of any terrorist PR Rep...

According to this it seems like the best way to fight terrorism was to vote for Obama. This is just one example and I'm not looking to tire your eyes, but my beef simply is this: In the public eye, why don't Americans ever sincerely, consciously and critically debate the way the world views them and their actions? It would make things easier for all of us in the long run if the US politics and media became more worldly.

I can only hope that Americans don't revert to thinking they are the greatest nation on earth and they have more right to existence than other nations do. Granted, we have made a good choice as president, but he is more conservative than people think. Democracy is a peoples politics and it is still on us to repair the US image by taking action and showing humbleness and compassion to the world.

We have spoken, now we have to act.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Soulja Gurl!



Even though this shit is HILARIOUS without knowing the reasons behind the apparently sudden freakout (sadly, the young woman is afflicted with Bipolar disorder and had neglected to take her medication), the underlying reason is that she would not be screaming "Souljah Girl" if it were not for the most unfortunate existence of the dreaded ringtone rapper Soulja Boy. Last week he publicly thanked ( i swear to God this is true) slavemasters of the past for bringing Africans to America where they could get rich and get bling. In the immortal words of the legendary Ice-T, "Fuck Souljah Boy! Eat a dick!"

Sexy Balloon Burst


This belongs here. Even though this here be a forum of hate - gotta love them titties...

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

T-Bag



Aight, here we go, part 2 of the T-Pain hatefest. I stumbled upon this video the day before i went to NYC (excuse me for not posting it sooner) and was just appalled...I know that this video is supposed to be ironic, but i se no difference in the usual behavior of either T-Pain or DJ Khaled in other more "serious" videos...T-Pain is still bouncing around like a fucked-up looking zookeeper and Khaled is doing what he does best...screaming "We The Best" at the top of his lungs, rocking a pendant that discreetly says in enormous diamond encrusted letters...you guessed it..."We The Best". Yeezy is right at the beginning of the video when talkin to T-Pain ;"No I will certainly not go to the club with you", cuz i definitely wouldn't either.

College Education At Its Finest


haha