Tuesday, December 2, 2008

CRAZIEST WAY TO GET CAUGHT CHEATING!




Right, so cgheck this: After i went to the Clipse party last night, I met up with one of my boys, who told me the craziest story I have ever heard from almost anyone's mouth. This anonymous individual has a girlfriend. While his girlfriend and family were away for the holidays, he volunteered to house-sit for them. While house-sitting, he ended up fucking some other chick at his girlfriend's house. After the deed was done, he somehow inexplicalby just left the used condom on the floor. Unfortunately for him, the family's dog (which apparently is pint sized) happened to eat that condom. The dog proceeded to get very sick in the next few days, so much so that when the girlfriend and family came back to town, yesterday, they took the dog to the vet. Upon pumping the dog's stomach the veteranarian found the condom, and insisted that it contained sperm. My boy gets a call at 9 pm last night with his girlfriend screaming at him and telling him that her dog is going to have to be put down, and that its his fault. I haven't had the nerve to ask him if the dog died, and he certainly has not admitted to his actions....i hope the dog is alright, but regardless, this is the type of story that legends are made out of...

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